Welcome to the Doctor’s House!

Steps from The Alberta Arts District

Imagine waking up to a hot breakfast right on Alberta Street and convenient to all the bars, restaurants, galleries of Portland’s hippest neighborhood, including Salt & Straw, Bollywood Theater, Tin Shed Garden Cafe, The Bye and Bye, Pine State Biscuits.

We are at 5024 NE 30th Ave, near the intersection of NE Alberta & 30th.

You’ll love this beautiful, artsy 1924 home (that may have been a speakeasy at one time . . . ). Our place is good for couples, solo adventurers, business travelers, and families (with kids).

420 friendly 🙂

Guest access

In addition to your room & bathroom, you will have access to:

An office with computer, printer, and room for your laptop

All public areas on the first floor – Living Room, Dining Room, Kitchen and Patio (although there may be times the cook can’t handle too many folks in the kitchen)

Big backyard, with barbecue, seating, and basketball hoop

Laundry in the basement, as well as a second “I’m in a hurry” shower

We also offer daily housekeeping if you would like us to tidy up while you’re away.

Interaction with guests

Either Bill is likely to be at the house most times, and has an apartment onsite (in the attic with the bats). You’ll be able to contact us any time at 843-810-3484. We love meeting new people 🙂

There is an Amazon Echo unit in the living room as your robot concierge. It’s a great way to get information on where to go, what to do, and what’s the weather like?

The neighborhood

The Alberta Arts District is historic, creative, and fun. Lots of good restaurants, bars, galleries, and shops within easy walking distance.

Getting around

We are very convenient to public transportation – there is a bus stop across the street.

It is also easy to find and rent a ZipCar or Car2Go. And we’re just a few minutes from Downtown, and 15 minutes from the airport.

Other things to note

LGBTQ Friendly, and we welcome all races & ethnicities. If you’re not, you should probably stay somewhere else. Preferably in a different city.

Smart home technology, including ADT Pulse security & fire alarms, August door lock, Ring video doorbell, Amazon Echo system, WiFi, Bluetooth speakers in each room, and Apple Homekit integration.

Bill is a medical edibles maker for the Oregon cannabis industry, so needless to say, use in the home is completely permitted. We even have some vaporizers, pipes and bongs available for guest use. And we’ll be happy to clean yours for travel.

We also offer a daily tidy-up, just let us know!

House Rules

No smoking – Specifically, smoking of tobacco is not allowed. Other plants we’re fine with.
Not suitable for pets
Check-in time is 3PM – 9PM.
You are welcome to bring guests to enjoy the property.
Please be respectful of our neighbors 🙂

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Our Rooms

Pineapple Express Room

Our Pineapple Express room features a Queen bed, and a view of the back yard. Book It!

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Blue Dream Room

Our Blue Dream Room features a King Size bed, and a view of Alberta St. & 30th Avenue. Book It!

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Happy Guests

I am gluten free and William made sure that I had gluten free breakfast the following mornings.

- Robin

“We had to leave early on our last day, but Bill was up before us baking, and sent us on our way with delicious homemade muffins.”

- Tenille

“And the kitchen was my favorite part, I loved how he didn’t mind me bringing a lot of food into the house and to have great storage for it!!”

- Farrah

“William’s house helper Tudie is amazing. She seems to sense when to give space and when to give a hug. She was the highlight of the visit.”

- Mark

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Hello!  We’re in the process of building out our site. In the meantime, you can see our listings at AirBnB: Blue Dream Room Pineapple Express Room We hope you come and visit us!